Our girls are American Girl Doll fans. However, we're pretty cheap, so they have the $20 Target knock-off versions. We recently went to the American Girl Doll store and saw that they offered ear piercings in the doll salon. There's more than one thing wrong in that last sentence.
impromptu surgery. Four minutes, one 5/64" drill bit, and zero misses later, three wannabe AGD's had a little extra ventilation. Maybe we should take the money we saved and buy these girls real American Girl Dolls.
Nah, they need $100 dolls like I need a hole in the head.