Instagram Friday

On Tuesday I posted about the missing "W" in Mandy's van window with four ideas of how to solve the problem. Apparently, I didn't consider another option: Post the snafu on the world wide web and shame her into correcting it. Now that I know this works, I'm making a list of other things I need Mandy to do...

For some reason, Dad is the only one with the guts to grab the guts out of the pumpkins. I'm also the only one at this point trusted with a knife.

On Halloween night a bunch of crazed bikers showed up and lit a fire in our driveway. Pyros. 

You know the neighborhood's on a downward slide when you have bikers burning stuff and this bunch hanging around.