Mandy was crafting up some flip flops the other day for our family. Notice anything about the picture below? Besides the spot of gray paint in the driveway above the orange pair (casualty of a previous project). Yep. Five pair. In our family, there's four kids. Two adults. I'm not the sharpest tack in the box, but I count six total. Five pair of flip flops. Six people. Someone's odd man out. And I'll give you a hint. It's not Mandy or any of the kids.
So why did I get the heel when it came to crafted flip flops? Could it be that I gave her a little grief about wanting some manlier colors and maybe a camo design? Poof. No flip flops for me.
You don't want pink flip flops with purple dots? No flip flops for you!
You want a size larger than comes in the $1 pair? No flip flops for you!
You won't model the crafted flops with you sexy man feet for a blog post? No flip flops for you!