- Instinctively watch out for pins in the carpet when going barefoot.
- Have mini crop circles spray painted into your lawn from your wife's drop-cloth-less painting.
- Have to take your wife's WIWW picture every Sunday after church before you get lunch.
- End directions to your house by sayings "it's the one with the wreath on the door."
Does your man have any good ones? Let's hear 'em.
Have a good weekend!