Our four year old hurt his leg and our family was debating on whether or not it might be broken and if we should take him to the doctor's. Upon hearing this discussion, our kindergartner offered: "Maybe we should take him to Michael's..[pause, for clarification]...I mean the person Michael's not the store Michael's."
Michael: The X-Ray Tech
Michael's: The Store
How many six-year olds do you know who have to clarify that they're not talking about a craft store? Good thing she doesn't know my cousin JoAnn.